[Phone rings or vibrates]
(canned [Please leave your message after the tone] voicemail message sound. This is totally optional. technically you can do the whole script without sound effects and it would work. So.... do what you're comfortable with.)
[Silence for a few seconds]
(Shaky breathing or a distressed sigh, something to convey your frustration)
I’m being so stupi....
[Phone hangs up]
Hey. It’s me… I know we don’t talk much. Or at all for that matter. I just wanted to call and let you know you’re amazing. You're smart and funny and maybe... maybe sometime we could go get coffee... or a pretzel at Rico’s. It's your favorite place. I mean...
[Frantically/nervously as you realize you misspoke.]
I... I... I would assume that... You know everyone loves pretzels from Rico's.
[Nervous mouth noises]
I’m just gunna hang up now.
Have a nice day...
[Phone hang up]
Hey it’s me again.... About that date... If you’re not calling back because of that, then you don’t have to worry, I understand... I really do... you must be beating away girls with a stick...
I just would like an answer.... It would be nice…